{"id":9770,"date":"2018-07-16T13:40:00","date_gmt":"2018-07-16T13:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/?p=9770"},"modified":"2018-07-16T13:40:00","modified_gmt":"2018-07-16T13:40:00","slug":"probleme-te-fshatarit-shqiptar-sot-humor-dhe-realitet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/probleme-te-fshatarit-shqiptar-sot-humor-dhe-realitet\/","title":{"rendered":"Probleme te Fshatarit Shqiptar Sot. (humor dhe realitet)-"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Probleme te Fshatarit Shqiptar Sot. –<\/p>\n

Nga: Gjergj Erebara, Ilustrim: Avni Delvina. –<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ulur ne nje kafe katundi, degjoj nje bisede ne dy drejtime:
\nFshatari i pare: filani u martua, beri dasme te madhe, mori orkestren me te mire ne shqiperi.
\nFshatari i dyte: Dje me dogji nje karton mangut.
\nFshatari i trete: mua me dogji nje korne teper.
\nFshatari i katert: dhashe 50 mije leke te dasma.
\nFshatari i peste: filani me tha se kishte kap 400 mije lek me francen dje.<\/p>\n

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\nFshatari i pare: knun mire ata ne dasem, na knoqen.
\nFshatari i dyte: filani e mbylli piken e basteve cerek ore pasi u mbyll kampionati. Nuk kishte pune, nuk ecte.
\nFshatari i peste: po aq shume pika sa jabe bo, aq leke ka poplli me lone n’baste…
\nFshatari i pare: po tani qe e mbylli dyqonin cfare do beje?
\nFshatari i pare: m’duket se ka gjet pune roje ne autostrade.
\nFshatari i trete: e ku ishte grupi me i mire n’shqipni ai ne dasem. Ka kengetare plot.
\nFshatari i trete: degjova edhe une filanin te thoshte se kishte kap 400 mije leke me francen, por me duket se e ka pas rrene.
\nFshatari i pare: e nga e di ti qe rrejti?
\nFshatari i trete: se nuk kishte sot leke me pi kafe edhe m’tha se i kishte pas borxh 400 mije leket.
\nFshatari i peste: eh, futja kot, mos i ka hup 400 miie.
\nFshatari i trete: jo nuk i ka hup se nuk ka aq leke me vone bast.
\nFshatari i dyte: e ku e gjeti kengetarin me te mire n’shqipni ai?
\nFshatari i pare: ia gjeten shoket e vet te basteve.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Te gjithe ngrihen me vrik: po kalon boti i ujit, duhet me shku me mush bidonet me uje se perndryshe nuk ke cfare me pi.<\/p>\n

#Shqiperia2018<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Probleme te Fshatarit Shqiptar Sot. – Nga: Gjergj Erebara, Ilustrim: Avni Delvina. – Ulur ne nje kafe katundi, degjoj nje bisede ne dy drejtime: Fshatari i pare: filani u martua, beri dasme te madhe, mori orkestren me te mire ne shqiperi. Fshatari i dyte: Dje me dogji nje karton mangut. 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