{"id":48450,"date":"2021-07-13T10:41:56","date_gmt":"2021-07-13T10:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/?p=48450"},"modified":"2021-07-13T10:41:56","modified_gmt":"2021-07-13T10:41:56","slug":"vetem-100-ditedhe-e-bejne-shqiperine-drite-ironia-e-dylgjerit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/vetem-100-ditedhe-e-bejne-shqiperine-drite-ironia-e-dylgjerit\/","title":{"rendered":"Vet\u00ebm 100 dit\u00eb\u2026dhe e b\u00ebjn\u00eb Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb drit\u00eb! – Ironia e Dylgjerit:\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Vet\u00ebm 100 dit\u00eb\u2026dhe e b\u00ebjn\u00eb Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb drit\u00eb! – Ironia e Dylgjerit:<\/p>\n

– 08.07.21<\/p>\n

Ylli Dylgjeri, ka ironizuar kryeministrin Rama, teksa ka kerkuar 100 dit\u00eb koh\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb vendosur Rendin.<\/p>\n

P\u00ebrmes nj\u00eb postimi n\u00eb rrjetin social, ai shkruan: \u201cDegjoni e mbani vesh: Keto 100 dite do behet nami!<\/p>\n

Drejtoret jane ne gare. Do kercasi gjoba, druri, huri, do te prishet murri dhe burri. Do merret ne fund flamuri.<\/p>\n

Kaq kisha. Takohemi pas 100 diteve.\u201d<\/p>\n

POSTIMI I PLOTE<\/p>\n

Vet\u00ebm 100 dit\u00eb\u2026dhe e b\u00ebjn\u00eb Shqip\u00ebrine drit\u00eb!<\/p>\n

N\u00eb fillim, kur erdhi Rama n\u00eb qeverisje, na k\u00ebrkoi 300 dit\u00eb per Rendin\u2026 I morri. I punoi. D\u00ebshtoi. U qelb vendi n\u00eb kanabis. Kaluan me pas mijra dite te tjera. U ndruan Ministra e Drejtore serisht. U mbyt vendi ne krim. Dhe si te mos mjaftonin ditet na del sot e kerkon prap 100 dite per te vendosur Rendin!!! Me ke flet ky? A e degjoj kush? Pse kerkon 100 dite? Ky pislleqet i ben edhe naten.<\/p>\n

Apo, te degjojn\u00eb Drejtoret? Susss!<\/p>\n

Drejtoret o popull jane b\u00ebre mjeshtra. Ja kan\u00eb ngren\u00eb me kohe mishin, ja kan\u00eb pir\u00eb l\u00ebngun dhe tani po i lepijn\u00eb kock\u00ebn\u2026<\/p>\n

Pse do te thoni?<\/p>\n

I gjithe inventari i drejtoreve te Policise me grada te larta nuk jane me shume se 35-40 vete. Dmth: 12 drejtore shkarkohen,12 emrohen, dhe 12 te tjere rrin\u00eb ne karikim. Dmth, aq eshte numri ne koshin ku perzgjidhen. Aq grada kan\u00eb dh\u00ebne. Nuk ka t\u00eb tjere.<\/p>\n

Nuk ka edhe fond page. Mirepo edhe k\u00ebto q\u00eb jane n\u00eb kosh, po tu hapesh dosjet ne SHKQB jan\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb me njolla. Pasi i vertisin, duke pritur pazarin, i emrojne si qershite e Nastradinit\u2026.ky kalon\u2026 se eshte permjere me pak, ky nuk kalon se \u00ebsht\u00eb ndyr\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb, e keshtu sa b\u00ebhen 12 drejtore, per tu takuar n\u00eb mbledhjen me Kryeministrin. K\u00ebt\u00eb her\u00eb jane fringo. Vene dhe maska! Haaaaaaaaaaaa! Ato me maska kane qene. Po nejse.<\/p>\n

Fillojme. 100 dite prap. Koha filloi.<\/p>\n

Milet!<\/p>\n

Degjoni e mbani vesh: Keto 100 dite do behet nami!<\/p>\n

Drejtoret jane ne gare. Do kercasi gjoba, druri, huri, do te prishet murri dhe burri. Do merret ne fund flamuri.<\/p>\n

Kaq kisha. Takohemi pas 100 diteve.<\/p>\n

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Gazeta Shqiptare<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vet\u00ebm 100 dit\u00eb\u2026dhe e b\u00ebjn\u00eb Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb drit\u00eb! – Ironia e Dylgjerit: – 08.07.21 Ylli Dylgjeri, ka ironizuar kryeministrin Rama, teksa ka kerkuar 100 dit\u00eb koh\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb vendosur Rendin. P\u00ebrmes nj\u00eb postimi n\u00eb rrjetin social, ai shkruan: \u201cDegjoni e mbani vesh: Keto 100 dite do behet nami! Drejtoret jane ne gare. Do kercasi gjoba, druri, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":48452,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[27,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blogu-i-udhetarit","category-politika"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/ramadylgjeroi......-905x395-2.jpg?fit=824%2C395&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Z6wp-cBs","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":100179,"url":"https:\/\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/shifrat-perhapje-masive-e-kokaines-dhe-e-prostitucionit-jo-vetem-ne-tirane\/","url_meta":{"origin":48450,"position":0},"title":"SHIFRAT: P\u00ebrhapje masive e kokain\u00ebs dhe e prostitucionit jo vet\u00ebm n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb","author":"Kurt Farka","date":"May 12, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"12 Maji 2026 Nga Gjergj Erebara Gjat\u00eb muajit prill, nj\u00eb num\u00ebr i pazakont\u00eb informacionesh t\u00eb publikuara nga Policia e Shtetit, krijojn\u00eb nj\u00eb panoram\u00eb shqet\u00ebsuese p\u00ebr p\u00ebrhapjen masive t\u00eb konsumimit t\u00eb kokain\u00ebs, jo vet\u00ebm te ish-Blloku n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb, por pothuajse n\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb. 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