{"id":32274,"date":"2020-03-11T08:42:26","date_gmt":"2020-03-11T08:42:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/?p=32274"},"modified":"2020-03-11T08:42:26","modified_gmt":"2020-03-11T08:42:26","slug":"humor-apo-e-vertete-kur-isha-i-vogel-gjyshja-me-therriste-corona-iriqi-bisedon-me-carlo-bolinon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/humor-apo-e-vertete-kur-isha-i-vogel-gjyshja-me-therriste-corona-iriqi-bisedon-me-carlo-bolinon\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor apo e Vertete: – \u2018Kur isha i vog\u00ebl gjyshja m\u00eb th\u00ebrriste corona\u2019-Iriqi bisedon me Carlo Bolinon"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Karlo Bolino<\/p><\/div>\n

Humor apo e Vertete: – \u2018Kur isha i vog\u00ebl gjyshja m\u00eb th\u00ebrriste corona\u2019- Iriqi bisedon me Carlo Bolinon<\/p>\n

10\/03\/2020<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Na e solle dhe coronavirusin nga Italia.<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Thoni faleminderit se \u00ebsht\u00eb hera e par\u00eb q\u00eb sjell di\u00e7ka pa lek\u00eb. E besoj q\u00eb ky\u00a0 grip u vjen nga un\u00eb se kur isha i vog\u00ebl gjyshja Corona me th\u00ebrriste. Carlo nuk e thosh dot se i binin protezat te g\u00ebrmat.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –<\/strong>\u00a0Mendon se qeveria do ia dal\u00eb?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Lus zotin q\u00eb mos ia dal\u00eb. T\u00eb d\u00ebshtoj\u00eb q\u00eb dit\u00ebt e para.<\/p>\n

Iriqi:-\u00a0<\/strong>Pse?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Q\u00eb t\u00eb rritet buxheti p\u00ebr gripin. Kaq dua un\u00eb. Pastaj…<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Pastaj?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –<\/strong>\u00a0Pastaj ia shi n\u00ebn\u00ebn parave. Turrem dhe i p\u00ebrlaj p\u00ebr publicitet. Psh 100 mij\u00eb euro p\u00ebr larje.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Larje parash?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –<\/strong>\u00a0Jo, larje duarsh.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –<\/strong>\u00a0Do blesh 100 mij\u00eb euro sapun?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Hahaha, jo, jo. Spot si t\u00eb lajm\u00eb duart. Marr gruan, e vendos te lavamani dhe ajo e b\u00ebn me shkum\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>K\u00eb b\u00ebn m\u00eb shkum\u00eb?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Duar, mo, duart. Un\u00eb e filmoj, ajo ledhaton…<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>K\u00eb?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Po duart. Pastaj e ndaj n\u00ebp\u00ebr televizione dhe kaq. Ja si fitohet paraja.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Po bunkerin te ministria pse e ke marr\u00eb?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Po dhe ai pjell para.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Si?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Me detyrim vijn\u00eb nx\u00ebn\u00ebsit dhe student\u00ebt.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Ata s\u2019kan\u00eb lek\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Sakt\u00eb. S\u2019kan\u00eb ata, por ka buxheti. M\u2019i jep ministria kok\u00ebrr m\u00eb kok\u00ebrr. Edhe po mos erdh\u00ebn nx\u00ebn\u00ebs un\u00eb i marr sikur ata kan\u00eb vizituar bunkerin.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –<\/strong>\u00a0Sa nx\u00ebn\u00ebs e kan\u00eb vizituar deri tani?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Nja tre milion\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Vijn\u00eb edhe nga Kosova dhe Maqedonia?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Hahaha, jo, jo. Po \u00e7do vit duhet ta shohin bunkerin. Un\u00eb kam dhjet\u00eb vite q\u00eb e kam hapur. Pra 300 mij\u00eb nx\u00ebn\u00ebs x 10 her\u00eb= 3 milion\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>E sa merr p\u00ebr kok\u00eb nx\u00ebn\u00ebsi?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Nuk e them se do t\u00eb t\u00eb bjer\u00eb t\u00eb fik\u00ebt.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –<\/strong>\u00a0N\u00eb fakt jam \u00e7uditur q\u00eb nj\u00eb italian si ty ka dhjet\u00ebra vite q\u00eb rri n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb e nuk shkon n\u00eb Itali. Italia \u00ebsht\u00eb ku e ku me Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Un\u00eb nuk rrija nj\u00eb dit\u00eb n\u00eb Albanistan po mos kisha njohur…<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>E dim\u00eb, e dim\u00eb q\u00eb vdes p\u00ebr gruan.<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Po \u00e7\u2019grua, o Iriq?! Pa njohje me Ram\u00ebn un\u00eb sot mbase do isha mafioz n\u00eb Si\u00e7ili apo do mblidhja mbeturina kazan\u00ebve. Rama m\u00eb b\u00ebri njeri, afarist, t\u00eb sigurt, t\u00eb pasur. Edhe te dera e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb e kam shkruar: \u2018Familja Bolino\u2019 (Sipas Edi Ram\u00ebs)<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Po Bolino \u00e7\u2019kuptim ka?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Rama e ka gjetur. Thuaj q\u00eb je me origjin\u00eb nga Bolena e Vlor\u00ebs.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Pse?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Se ka nd\u00ebrmend t\u00eb m\u00eb jap\u00eb ca hektar\u00eb tok\u00eb andej. Me qira.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Me sa?<\/p>\n

Carlo: –\u00a0<\/strong>Me 1 euro. Nuk e heqim k\u00ebt\u00eb pages\u00eb, m\u00eb thot\u00eb. Se nes\u00ebr do na kontrollojn\u00eb e dalim n\u00eb rregull. Me letra un\u00eb jam kudo i sakt\u00eb. Se vij nga zon\u00eb abuzimesh dhe korruptimesh. Nuk pranoj gj\u00eb falas…<\/p>\n

\u00a9 SYRI.net<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Humor apo e Vertete: – \u2018Kur isha i vog\u00ebl gjyshja m\u00eb th\u00ebrriste corona\u2019- Iriqi bisedon me Carlo Bolinon 10\/03\/2020 Iriqi: –\u00a0Na e solle dhe coronavirusin nga Italia. Carlo: –\u00a0Thoni faleminderit se \u00ebsht\u00eb hera e par\u00eb q\u00eb sjell di\u00e7ka pa lek\u00eb. E besoj q\u00eb ky\u00a0 grip u vjen nga un\u00eb se kur isha i vog\u00ebl gjyshja […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":32275,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-press-releases","category-shoqerore"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Karlo-Bolin.jpg?fit=900%2C491&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Z6wp-8oy","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":101057,"url":"https:\/\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/ardit-bido-greket-u-merziten-per-investimin\/","url_meta":{"origin":32274,"position":0},"title":"Ardit Bido: – Grek\u00ebt u m\u00ebrzit\u00ebn p\u00ebr investimin","author":"Kurt Farka","date":"June 3, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"3 Qershor 2026 Deputeti socialist Ardit Bido ka komentuar protestat e zhvilluara p\u00ebr t\u00eb kat\u00ebrt\u00ebn dit\u00eb radhazi n\u00eb kryeqytet p\u00ebr projektin n\u00eb Zv\u00ebrnec, duke u shprehur se p\u00ebr t\u00eb arsyeja e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb e tubimit nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb Zv\u00ebrnci, por arsyet mjedisore. 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