{"id":166,"date":"2015-07-09T14:06:13","date_gmt":"2015-07-09T14:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/?p=166"},"modified":"2015-07-09T14:06:13","modified_gmt":"2015-07-09T14:06:13","slug":"pika-g-e-merkelit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/pika-g-e-merkelit\/","title":{"rendered":"Pika G e Merkelit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Nga Rezart Cenaj<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sado paradoksale q\u00eb mund t\u2019iu duket, Angela Merkel \u00ebsht\u00eb fem\u00ebr, q\u00eb do t\u00eb thot\u00eb se ajo ka vulv\u00eb, klitoris dhe t\u00eb gjitha pjes\u00ebt e tjera t\u00eb anatomis\u00eb fem\u00ebrore, q\u00eb i b\u00ebjn\u00eb njer\u00ebzit t\u00eb pranojn\u00eb se shpirti i gruas \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb humner\u00eb. At\u00eb q\u00eb shumica nuk di \u00ebsht\u00eb se Angela Merkel n\u00eb vitin 1968 si nj\u00eb vajz\u00eb me bindje t\u00eb majta kishte marr\u00eb pjes\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb eksperimet t\u00eb Wilhelm Reich p\u00ebr eksplorimin e orgazm\u00ebs fem\u00ebrore.<br \/>\nPsikanalisti dhe studiuesi i ma<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">dh Reich, i ngriti duart lart\u00eb sepse, pavar\u00ebsisht nga p\u00ebrpjekjet e vazhdueshme t\u00eb shum\u00eb meshkujve dhe femrave, asnj\u00eb nuk ishte n\u00eb gjendje t\u2019i dhuronte Angel\u00ebs at\u00eb q\u00eb i b\u00ebn grate t\u00eb shikojn\u00eb fishekzjarre.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">Ishte ai moment kur Merkel vendosi t\u00eb b\u00ebhej politikane, sepse, sic dihet, pushteti \u00ebsht\u00eb afrodiziaku m\u00eb i madh. Ajo provoi cdo m\u00ebnyr\u00eb dhe cdo mashkull, por k\u00ebmb\u00ebngulja e saj p\u00ebr t\u00eb arritur orgazm\u00ebn amortizoi cdo mendim dhe veprim. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">Para disa viteve, Sarkozy u v\u00ebrtetua se ishte tep\u00ebr i shkurt\u00ebr dhe shum\u00eb francez. Strauss Kahn shum\u00eb i dhunsh\u00ebm. Papandreu ishte i pavendosur, nd\u00ebrsa sot, Alexis Tsipras e refuzoi me nj\u00eb OXI t\u00eb madhe.<br \/>\nMomentin e fundit kur ajo filloi t\u00eb besonte se kurr\u00eb nuk do ta ndjente k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsin\u00eb absolute, u shfaq Rama. Ai ishte i gatsh\u00ebm t\u00eb b\u00ebnte gjithcka. E lau, e leu, e puthi, e ngriti n\u00eb krah\u00eb. N\u00eb at\u00eb moment, kancelarja ndjeu se dicka po fillonte t\u00eb l\u00ebvizte brenda saj. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">Merkel k\u00ebrkoi gjithcka. Dhe Rama, si njeri me shum\u00eb eksperienca q\u00eb di si t\u00eb k\u00ebnaq\u00eb nj\u00eb fem\u00ebr, arriti t\u00eb gjej\u00eb pik\u00ebn G t\u00eb Merkel. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">K\u00ebnaq\u00ebsia e madhe q\u00eb ndjeu kur erdhi p\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb n\u00eb orgaz\u00ebm, tronditi 17 milion\u00eb forca policore t\u00eb cil\u00ebt bllokuan qarkullimin n\u00eb ato pak rrug\u00eb q\u00eb kemi. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">Pa dashur t\u00eb dij\u00eb se cfar\u00eb do populli gjerman, ajo i premtoi Ram\u00ebs nj\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri m\u00eb t\u00eb fuqishme se Kina. Rama, si nj\u00eb mashkull i gjat\u00eb dhe shum\u00eb shum\u00eb shum\u00eb i bukur, u p\u00ebrkul dhe e p\u00ebrqafoi. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">Nga ai moment, Shqip\u00ebria i g\u00ebzohet vullnetit t\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u00eb Berlinit. Merkel zbuloi orgazma t\u00eb shumta dhe shqiptar\u00ebt&#8230;ah, shqiptar\u00ebt\u2026 ata qarkullojn\u00eb markat gjermane, Mercedesa dhe X6 n\u00eb rrug\u00ebt me palma. E gdhijn\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb nat\u00ebn duke pir\u00eb n\u00eb Bllok dhe l\u00ebvdojn\u00eb emrin e Ram\u00ebs, atit t\u00eb tyre t\u00eb madh.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Rezart Cenaj Sado paradoksale q\u00eb mund t\u2019iu duket, Angela Merkel \u00ebsht\u00eb fem\u00ebr, q\u00eb do t\u00eb thot\u00eb se ajo ka vulv\u00eb, klitoris dhe t\u00eb gjitha pjes\u00ebt e tjera t\u00eb anatomis\u00eb fem\u00ebrore, q\u00eb i b\u00ebjn\u00eb njer\u00ebzit t\u00eb pranojn\u00eb se shpirti i gruas \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb humner\u00eb. At\u00eb q\u00eb shumica nuk di \u00ebsht\u00eb se Angela Merkel n\u00eb vitin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":169,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[43,42],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politika","tag-merkel","tag-rama"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Edi-Rama-Merkel.jpg?fit=1024%2C681&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Z6wp-2G","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":101671,"url":"https:\/\/www.shqiperia.com\/blog\/ja-pse-dosja-aruba-nuk-eshte-asgje-krahasuar-me-sinaloan-robert-papa-paralajmeron-dite-te-zeza-per-edi-ramen\/","url_meta":{"origin":166,"position":0},"title":"Ja pse dosja \u201cAruba\u201d nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb asgj\u00eb krahasuar me \u201cSinaloan\u201d, Robert Papa paralajm\u00ebron dit\u00eb t\u00eb zeza p\u00ebr Edi Ram\u00ebn,\u2026","author":"Kurt Farka","date":"June 21, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"Rama \u00ebsht\u00eb si Noriega. 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